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  1. I used to be left handed
  2. I can write upside down and backwards
  3. I have a half sibling
  4. My mom likes my boyfriend more than she likes me or my sibling.
  5. I really think that the world would be a better place if everyone would just do as I say not as I do
  6. I think that people who take blogging seriously are a drag
  7. I was once a Square Dance Champion
  8. I am a published author. Only my mom and sister know this. And I will never tell anyone else.
  9. I have several pseudonyms. One of them is my birth name. 
  10. I hate it when people misuse words like your/you’re, there/their, seen/saw. I want to scratch my eyes out for having seen it.
  11. I can’t eat ice cream if I see someone eat it with a fork
  12. I used to hang around with some of the most famous original wrestlers from the 1960’s
  13. I have never smoked a cigarette
  14. I have never used an illegal drug
  15. I have never been to the Grand Canyon though I have lived in Arizona 90 percent of my life
  16. I believe that teachers are not paid enough
  17. I believe that sports stars are paid way too much
  18. I am adopted
  19. I really do love my job
  20. I am a good person but I could be a better person if I weren’t so lazy.
  21. I have an unnatural obsession with York Peppermint Patties. I will eat them until I get sick and then continue eating them. I am not allowed to buy them by the bag.
  22. Speaking of unnatural obsessions. If I hear “Mariska Hargitay”, “Daewoo”, or “Constantinople” I have to say the phrase “Mariska Hargitay driving a Daewoo to Constantinople”
  23. I was once engaged to be married to a woman
  24. Everything I know about oral sex, I learned from a woman
  25. I have an uncanny knack to “read” people. 
  26. I worry about everything
  27. I like saying things just to get reactions from people
  28. I can’t do number 2 in a public bathroom
  29. My first computer was a TRS-80 My second was an Apple One
  30. I like gargoyles
  31. I have never broken a bone.  However, I have several major scars on my body. One required 187 stitches on the outside and an untold number on the inside.
  32. I am neither a cat nor a dog person. But I am a puppy and kitten person if that makes any sense
  33. A woman I have never met in person and lives two thousand miles away knows me better than anyone else. She just gets me.
  34. I have read the Bible, Quran, and the Book of Mormon for my own amusement.
  35. I have only had 3 employers in my life
  36. I can’t say pinochle if I think about how it is spelled. The same goes for feminine.
  37. I used to be a big fan of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer for the simple reason his name started with an R like mine
  38. I really wish I was more artsy
  39. I was once approached to join a national choir. On the day of my audition, my voice broke. My choir director never spoke to me again after that
  40. I went to my senior prom stag and made a girl cry
  41. Garnets are my favorite precious stone
  42. I started working at the age of 14. I worked a full time job during High School and took college courses
  43. I had my tonsils out at 18
  44. I missed 63 days of school my senior year and still finished with a 3.8 GPA. Honor Society HOLLA! I was number 25 out of 635. My future ex-fiancé was number one. A future girlfriend was number 2 and a future booty call was number 10.
  45. I have JP’s 3 year Letterman Jacket
  46. I drive a 15 year old truck because it still runs, costs nothing to insure and license, and I hate being indebted to anyone.
  47. I hate the month of February. Nothing good happens in the month of February.
  48. I take notes
  49. I have a thing for big ears though JP’s ears are quite small
  50. I believe that Alison Kraus is probably the greatest singer of our time, but no one knows this because she sings Bluegrass
  51. I have promised JP that I will never post or trade a picture of myself online. This is an easy promise to keep.
  52. I hate corn as a vegetable
  53. I am a Pepsi man, though I drink Diet Dr. Pepper
  54. I am proud of the fact that I taught all of JP’s kids to cuss.
  55. I am not a big fan of nuts thought I do love cracker jacks
  56. I am a serial hoarder. I will fill a room with things I don’t need and then when I get tired of it will give it away or throw it in the trash.
  57. Sometimes I feel like I will never measure up to my own expectations
  58. I excessively self analyze
  59. I think that depression is a valid emotion and should not be “fixed” with artificial means
  60. Sometimes, I like feeling angry.
  61. My best friend does not even know he is my best friend
  62. I have family who are not related to me and that makes them better than a friend, without the benefits of being a friend.
  63. I am the world’s worst speller. Thank god for spell check. The word I can never spell correctly? Liaison.
  64. I learned to spell Mississippi from shop class. My shop partner was named Mississippi.
  65. I took kindergarten 3 times
  66. I will not take medicine without being told. This includes aspirin/Tylenol/Ibuprofen.
  67. I am easily distracted
  68. I like working on deadline
  69. I am a big fan of chicken. Beef is my last choice on a menu
  70. My least favorite shirt is the one that everyone says I look best in
  71. I used my position, contacts and sheer dogged determination to help a group of people who were not being served by the system. To date, I can say that over a thousand people in Arizona have lived longer because I used the system to their advantage. And it cost the Taxpayers nothing.
  72. I once was asked my favorite animal and in a smart assed answer I said dolphins. I actually prefer turtles and frogs.
  73. I don’t wear jewelry. If I am wearing jewelry, it is because I am making a statement to someone.
  74. The Simpsons is simply the best thing on TV… ever
  75. I don’t have a favorite color. When pressed, I will say Red or Blue or Purple.
  76. I have more orange shirts than anyone I know
  77. At one time, my yard had over 100 rose bushes. Now there are none.
  78. I don’t drink. If I do, I like the taste of earthy alcohols. Tequila would be my favorite, and then rum.
  79. I like dragons
  80. My TV is usually tuned to HGTV or DIY Network or the Food Network
  81. I am amazed that people take me so seriously. 
  82. I always know the best mate for a person
  83. I still have every cell phone I have ever owned
  84. I love tea
  85. And A
  86. My Spanish is atrocious. I can read it better than I can speak it. I secretly like listening in on people’s conversations when they don’t know that the goofy white boy understands them.
  87. My French is even worse
  88. I used to keep a diary of all the times someone exposed themselves to me.
  89. My biggest fear is that someone that I love will die before me
  90. I miss my first car
  91. I doodle
  92. I always think that I say words or phrases too much. Currently the word I say too much is Awesome
  93. I believe that you can’t hate someone if you know them
  94. I believe that hate is not the opposite of love
  95. I believe that there are many levels and types of love. I believe that few people can tell the difference between them
  96. I love gum
  97. I think that people who play the race card whenever they get in trouble make it hard for those that are truly discriminated against.
  98. I am not convinced that the humans are and intelligent life form
  99. I hate talking about myself
  100. I hate lists